absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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