did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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