guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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