You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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