btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
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