is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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