she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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