its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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