dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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