The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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