I need help removing her.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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