Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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