I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
the day after is always just damage control
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
