pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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