Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
