You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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