I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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