I feel great
I just peed on a car
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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