he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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