I can tuck mytits in my pants
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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