She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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