Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Dignity is for republicans.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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