I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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