I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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