Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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