There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
that is very illegal...i love you.
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