i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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