Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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