i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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