OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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