Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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