Sry I called you an 8
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Is it penis luge time yet?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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