fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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