Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
