I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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