Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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