I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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