do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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