UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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