I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
MIDGETS
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would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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