When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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