how do flat chested girls get laid?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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