whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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