Christians are straight up FREAKS
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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