Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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