And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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