that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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