just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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