yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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