You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
