mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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