This girl is more easily done than said...
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
