Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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