After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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