There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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