Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
