I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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